Conversation of the Day - Falling sick

** Missed call from colleague **

The next morning...

Me: 

Hey sorry, didn't hear your call last night. 

Was busy taking care of baby Nathan. Everybody is falling sick.

Colleague:

What's wrong?

Is he ok now?

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Happy Mother's Day!!

Dear Mummy,

Happy Mother's Day! It's your first.

Because I don't have any cash in hand, and Papa refuses to buy you any flowers, I'm showing my love for you by helping you with the household chore.

All t-w-e-n-t-y e-i-g-h-t seconds of it.

You are the greatest parent ever - second to Papa of course.