Wifey: Baby.. Were you very tired last night?... Coz you were snoring...
Me: Oh my.. Is it?... I slept very soundly that's for sure..
Wifey: Yah.. You were snoring the whole night.. and you didn't even know that it rained heavily last night..
Me: Oh no... I think maybe men start snoring as they grow older...
Wifey: "Don't think it has anything to do with age...
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