Er... I think my wife is trying to kill me...

Wifey spent the day baking a cake for me for my upcoming birthday.. 
Even though I told her don't need to as I feel it's too much trouble..


Nonetheless.. she INSISTED .. and so she proceeded with her plan to bake me a birthday cake...

I think I know why...

After she baked the cake..

Wifey: Baby.. You must finish the cake I made for you..

Mother-in-law: So the cake is only for Ben?.. We can't get to try it?

Wifey: Not that.. But I think you guys better not eat the cake.. Because not sure how it will turn out..

ME (in horror!): 5 seconds ago you were telling me to finish the cake.. then you told your Mum NOT to eat the cake...

*GASP*

I think my life is in danger!!!...

I see a murder plan in action...

Really worth more dead than alive with the insurance!!!

--Ginseng Tonic Maker-- Sleep with one eye open!