What really goes on behind closed doors between married couples?

Before you read any further... be warned.. this entry is not for kids...
It's about what really goes on behind closed doors between married couples.. when they have been away for some time... and when there is... *ahem*.... URGE....


As you may know... I was away for more than a week recently to Monte Carlo...
(Check out 

Monte Carlo, Monaco and Nice, France

How to get from Nice, France to Monte Carlo, Monaco?

Best picture taken from Monte Carlo during my trip)

So what did I do when I had the "urge"?...

I thought of my Wifey and whatsapp her when I was in the hotel of course...

You've been warned of the content... don't say I'm disgusting after reading...

so here's how the conversation went...

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How to get from Nice, France to Monte Carlo, Monaco?

Transport from Nice to Monte Carlo...


Monte Carlo does not have an airport on its own... the nearest airport is situated at Nice, France.


It's a pretty functional airport... Really basic...
But the view at Nice's airport is nice... real close to the seas...

Airport at Nice, France

There are a few ways to get to Monte from Nice... Train... Bus (I think)... or Cab (expensive)... but the best way to get there?

Best picture taken from Monte Carlo during my trip

This is the best picture from my Monte Carlo trip...

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Much better than the scenery

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Much much better than the posh hotels

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Much much much better than the famous casino....

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You know how easy it is to bump into someone rich and famous in Monte Carlo (or so I heard.. I prob can't recognise most of them...)

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You guessed it....

It's a shot of a famous face!!!!!!!!

Monte Carlo, Monaco and Nice, France

Will be heading to Monte Carlo, Monaco... followed by Nice, France...
Soooooo looking forward to it...


A bit surprised when I first heard... Monte Carlo... the land of the filthy rich and famous... does not have an airport... (Did you know that?!)...
I suppose people there go by yachts??


Anyway, I was told the nearest airport is at Nice..
So from Nice, then you make your way to Monte Carlo...


There are a few ways to travel... from Nice to Monte.. But as everything is sooooo expensive... and in Euros...


I heard most probably I will be travelling by this 

small... 

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compact.... 

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bumpy... 

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loud... 

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noisy... 

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mode of transport