Showing posts with label Banter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Banter. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Conversation of the day - Young and Powerful

Received a Twitter mention which I showed Wifey..


Me: Wah.. you see.. don't play play... 


Twitter message read: 
Please nominate someone or yourself for the Power 30 Under 30 Award before the deadline. 




Wifey took a quick glance at the message and said nonchalantly:

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Friday, May 04, 2012

Ben the GREAT husband and father-to-be

I'm such a great and understanding husband and father-to-be!!...
No kidding!!...


While out for dinner near home, I told Wifey that we should walk home.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Husband's and Wife's take on Valentine's Day Celebration

While having our mini-Valentine's Day dinner... I shared with Wifey the following....


I met a friend for lunch today...
While chatting, I asked her.. 
"Hey.. so where are you going to celebrate V day tonight? Is your husband planning something?"

She said: "No plans tonight.. coz he is in reservist!"



Friday, November 18, 2011

Should a wife check her husband's mobile phone?

Should a husband let the wife check his handphone?
Maybe not....


Here's why....
Unless... you are in a VERY VERY VERY OPEN relationship such as my Wifey and I!


Last night... while driving home together with my Wifey...
My phone beeped with messages...


As usual... got Wifey to help me check my phone...


Because she took quite a while to read the messages....



Friday, November 11, 2011

Pregnant women should take bird's nest...

My SuperMum: When a woman is pregnant, should take bird's nest.. then the mum and baby will have very good skin...


Me: Oh is it... I think the dad also must take... then the dad's skin can also be good...








My SuperMum: 


Aiya... 
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Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Dumb moments

Conversation of the day with Wifey...
It's another of those... "Eh.. are you stupid or what?!" moments....


While watching the tele with Wifey...




Wifey: Baby have you watched this movie before?

Monday, February 21, 2011

Coming Soon.... Akan Datang...

Been a while since I blogged...
Sometimes suffer from writer's blog..
This time round.. it's just the lack of time....


Was in Phuket (again) for 6 days....
Though taking more pictures now...
Just thinking about resizing and uploading them.. I want to sleep already...


But...
Here's what you can expect.. hopefully soon....


G Spa Face and Bodywork - A boutique spa right in Singapore
(Remember me blogging about 

Married Men and Special Service?)


Phuket Marriott Vacation Club Mai Khao beach...

check out my last Phuket Trip 

Phuket Bike Ride and Waterfall and my Love Bites! - Part 4


and the first time I was there with Wifey?...

--Ginseng Tonic Maker-- Akan Datang...


Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Short and Fat - Note to self

Note to self regarding height and weight...
The short and fat of it all...




Reminder to self:




"You can be short....

But you cannot be fat...

Coz you can't choose your height...

But you can choose your weight!!" 


You may be interested in the following entries:

My Weight Loss Secret Revealed - How to lose weight in an instant!





--Ginseng Tonic Maker-- Work it out...

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Snoring

Conversation of the Day..


Wifey: Baby.. Were you very tired last night?... Coz you were snoring...


Me: Oh my.. Is it?... I slept very soundly that's for sure..


Wifey: Yah.. You were snoring the whole night.. and you didn't even know that it rained heavily last night..


Me: Oh no... I think maybe men start snoring as they grow older...


Wifey: "Don't think it has anything to do with age...
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Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Name Search Caution

How do people name their kids?
They could do a name search on baby sites..
For some it could be named after celebrities they love..
Or just some names they remembered and liked...


I had a classmate in school who was named Charles... and his sister Diana...
Because his parents named them after Prince Charles and Princess Diana...
The (former) golden royal couple in the 80s with their wedding...


Anyway, Wifey and I were on this topic as she mentioned to me how her friend named his kids...



Tuesday, November 16, 2010

NTU NUS SMU - Which local University is the best?

The never-ending question...


NUS Business School

SMU

NTU

Of the 3 local university's Business Schools

Which is the Best?


Let the statistics speak for themselves...

NUS NTU SMU - Which University's graduates get paid the most?



--Ginseng Tonic Maker-- Does it even matter?

Sunday, September 05, 2010

Ben the full time blogger?

If you have been wondering why I have been blogging so regularly over 
the past 1-2weeks.. well.. that's because I became a full-time blogger...

for the 2 weeks...

that I 

Monday, August 30, 2010

Ben the Boxer?

In the spirit of the just concluded Youth Olympic Games (YOG)..
I've decided to take up boxing!!...

Mouth Guard
Ben the boxer?
Yeah right!!.....
I need to keep as much (actually as

Monday, August 23, 2010

Excuse me, are you a blogger?

Did you read about the food blogger who demands free meal sparks outrage online?


My reaction after I read it?






***Shocking***

in more ways than one...

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Career Choice - The Advantages of being a Researcher?

Nobody told me about the career of being a researcher.
Somebody should have told me the advantages of being a researcher as a career choice and you should be telling this to any kid you see.
Seriously, can you name a better career?


If unquoted sources and hearsay is to be believed, it is about convincing somebody (with the money, of course!) that a research needs to be done on a certain topic. Thereafter, there’ll be grants of money to begin the research. (I repeat UNQUOTED sources and HEARSAY.)


I think they need to begin a probe into the whole industry!


Take a look at the research findings below:
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Fat Women means slim hope of getting sex



































Fat women = slim hope of getting s*e*x 

???!!!!!!?????!?!?!?!????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????!!!

Wow.. I’m shocked by the findings!..
All the while, I thought otherwise….

Yeah right
(Note:I’ve got nothing against “weight-challenged” friends (damn.. I even think I’m slowing falling into this category!))

But... Seriously.. A research needs to be done on this??!!..



How much do these researchers get?
A million dollars in grants and $100,000 in income? 
Wild guesses.. DON’T quote me!



Did you know? I’m a researcher now.
And I charge CHEAP.

I will settle for 20% of the sums (wild guesses!) $200,000 grants and $20,000 payouts.


Only thing is, it comes in a package of 5 researches.
1) Beautiful women = more hope of getting s/e/x
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Ugly men = slim hope of getting s*e*x
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Rich men = more hope of getting s/e/x
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Sexy women = more pick up lines directed at them
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Handsome men = more hope of getting s*e*x
Any sponsors or any committees out there who can sponsor the studies?

Heck, I can even make it an immediate research study and give you the results the moment I receive the cheque!!!!


>>On a serious note about career, you can read about the following entry if you need the motivation and know that finding a dream career is possible.

--Ginseng Tonic Maker-- More research needed on the benefits of Ginseng?

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Could this be the future? Part 2

As a follow up to the
Could this be the future entry where a Passion was turned into a Million-dollar business 

My Wifey is having soooooo much fun that she can't help but create more DIY Owls

I should run a sweat shop and make my Wifey work non-stop *Evil Laughter*.....

Why?

Coz that could be the ticket to joining the Millionaire Club in Singapore

--Ginseng Tonic Maker-- I'm sure a Million bucks will work as well as Ginseng Tonic!

Thursday, May 13, 2010

What is your Hobby?

A couple of weeks back...

Wifey: Baby.. Jill asked what is your hobby? I couldn't tell her for sure.


Me: Does making money count as a hobby?

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But seriously, this seemingly simple question has set me thinking since then.
Such a simple question, yet I do not have an answer of certainty.

Have I been so focused on working that I have not been doing anything else?

Well, I played soccer when I was younger, A LOT! And I was not bad in it, representing my schools and played for youth team of clubs. My only real hobby I think. However, my leg doesn't seem to be taking it too well anymore.

I LOVE to read. Does that count?

Hoping to strike more of a balance now to live life as well.

Maybe I should take up wake-boarding/Cable-Skiing more seriously... Or scuba dive?..
But I usually won't like for long things that cost money haha...

Hmm.. I think I love to write as well..
Read AND write!!.. How boring can I be?!

So.. What's your hobby?.... Or like the Ministry of Education advert...

What's your passion?

--Ginseng Tonic Maker-- Finding myself...

Friday, April 30, 2010

Updates on Thailand Protest

So what’s the latest news? Doesn’t seem like it will be ending any time soon and the worst thing is, it feels like it’s going to be a never-ending saga!

Qualified for a mini organization incentive trip and the destination was supposed to be Bangkok. Was looking forward to the trip as I’ve always enjoyed a good massage (and there’re plenty of cheap and good massage places in Bangkok) and I had wanted to replenish my work clothes with the value-for-money tailoring shops there (getting the tailor shops there to follow the exact dimensions of a Singapore-tailored shirt).

Then the protest got worse and the destination has to be changed to Phuket. Not that Phuket isn’t nice, I was there with my ex-girlfriend (who’s my wifey now) but how much longer is the protest in Bangkok going to take, man?

First it was the Yellow Shirts (supporters of the “elites”), then the Red Shirts (pro-Thaksin). If the Red Shirts get what they want – government disbands and elections-held, and they actually win – it’s going to be a never-ending cycle if the Yellow Shirts protest then isn’t it? Sometimes it is incident like this that you feel Singapore’s political system isn’t THAT bad.

Well, in any case, if you are heading to Bangkok, despite the protest, as what some of my clients and friends are doing (shocking!) be sure to take note of the color codes and pack accordingly. Maybe not bring any color that is “hot” in the protest?

In the Red Shirts corner: Pro-Thaksin (So avoid Red)
In the Yellow Shirts corner: Pro-Elites (So avoid Yellow)
Just when you think you only have to worry about these 2 colours,
In the Pink Shirts corner: People in the tourism industry who just wants an end to it (So avoid Pink as well?)
And just when you think not so bad, only 3 colors to take note of?

In the Multi-Colored Shirts corner: This is where it gets confusing, initially I remembered reading it was for people who just wants an end to the protests, then it became a direction from Red Shirts to abandon their Red Shirts to blend in with the crowd after the crackdown. (So avoid?)

Well, in short, looks like if you are neutral, you just gotta move around naked in Bangkok.

That may not be such a bad idea:
Naked tourists> more tourists who wants to move around naked or who wants to ogle at others who moves around naked> the protestors (regardless of any Shirts) will be too busy admiring these naked people to be protesting> more tourists will come> everything will be back to normal.

This may just be the marketing plan to get the country back on track! Who knows, it’s a crazy world…

--Ginseng Tonic Maker-- 

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Blessing in Disguise?


My first parking ticket while out having lunch with a friend...
Was actually quite amused by it..
Which is weird, as I should be cursing my luck..
Who would have guessed.. Something good actually came out of it..
I placed a small bet on the ticket number for 4D.. and it actually came out as consalation price or smthg.. (I didn't even check.. my mum the superwoman had to tell me haha..)
So technically.. it's a NET PROFIT haha...
That's life isn't it.. You never truly know how it'd turn out..
So when things are going well.. Don't be overly filled with pride..
Likewise when things are not going well.. Don't be overly upset..
So Chin up and Cheer up.. Things can only get better...
-- Ginseng Tonic Maker --

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Workaholic?

There's a incentive trip coming up soon..
An incentive trip from my Manager for hitting last year's goal...

But the problem is.. I don't feel like going..
Because.. I'd rather be working! Haha...
I've been told.. that's probably a sign of workaholism(?)..

I don't know about that.. But maybe of course the trip though is a great token of appreciation from my Manager.. it's not exactly something really great or exciting..
Maybe that explains why I'm not overly excited about it.. and I'd rather be working back here..

Well.. It's NOT like I prefer working to relaxing and going for a short trip out of the country.. But sometimes to to achieve our goals.. Some sacrifices are inevitable..
Otherwise.. Where's the joy and sense of achievement in achieving a goal that is too easily within grasp?

-- Ginsen Tonic Maker -- To go or not to go...