Somebody should have told me the advantages of being a researcher as a career choice and you should be telling this to any kid you see.
Seriously, can you name a better career?
If unquoted sources and hearsay is to be believed, it is about convincing somebody (with the money, of course!) that a research needs to be done on a certain topic. Thereafter, there’ll be grants of money to begin the research. (I repeat UNQUOTED sources and HEARSAY.)
I think they need to begin a probe into the whole industry!
Take a look at the research findings below:
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| Fat Women means slim hope of getting sex |
Fat women = slim hope of getting s*e*x
???!!!!!!?????!?!?!?!????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????!!!
Wow.. I’m shocked by the findings!..
All the while, I thought otherwise….
Yeah right…
(Note:I’ve got nothing against “weight-challenged” friends (damn.. I even think I’m slowing falling into this category!))
But... Seriously.. A research needs to be done on this??!!..
How much do these researchers get?
A million dollars in grants and $100,000 in income?
Wild guesses.. DON’T quote me!
Did you know? I’m a researcher now.
And I charge CHEAP.
I will settle for 20% of the sums (wild guesses!) $200,000 grants and $20,000 payouts.
Only thing is, it comes in a package of 5 researches.
1) Beautiful women = more hope of getting s/e/x
2) Ugly men = slim hope of getting s*e*x
3) Rich men = more hope of getting s/e/x
4) Sexy women = more pick up lines directed at them
5) Handsome men = more hope of getting s*e*x
Any sponsors or any committees out there who can sponsor the studies?
Heck, I can even make it an immediate research study and give you the results the moment I receive the cheque!!!!
>>On a serious note about career, you can read about the following entry if you need the motivation and know that finding a dream career is possible.
--Ginseng Tonic Maker-- More research needed on the benefits of Ginseng?
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